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1. What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?

Arrrrrbies

2. Guy goes out hunting with his friend. The friend gets bit in the ass cheek by a rattlesnake. Guy calls the CDC poison hotline. A doctor tells him he has to suck the poison out of the guy's ass cheek. After hanging up the friend asks, "Am I going to be okay?"

The guy says, "Doctor says you're gonna die."

3. After the first 100 days of the new president,

US looks tariffic

4. Wife is in a coma

Doctor come up said I do have a way to fix it. It's a little unconventional. I said doc. I'll try anything. You said okay. You're going to have to go in and have oral sex with her. So I go in the room and I'm in there about 5 minutes, and I come out. The doctor looks at me and says well what happened. I said doc she's choking.

5. The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup

I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet"

6. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere

7. I hope they don’t make a mistake when choosing the new pope.

That would be a cardinal error.

8. A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks.

"We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says the bartender.

9. My wife

just finished just finished repairing the holes in a bunch of my wool socks. She asked me to deal with it. I don’t know what she wants me to do with these darned socks.

10. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-NA

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